Church Time LayZ bones !



Time to wake up.



Hi. Welcome to church. I'm ULC Pastor Keith and I'll be your host today.


Or maybe you all are the ministers and I am the one being healed by these posts ...



Monologue / Sermon:


An emu, lesbian, doctor and a rabbi walk into a bar.


No, we have no joke this is just to get your attention.


Okay, okay...


So the panda looks in the mirror and says 'Why the long faces ?'



- Aliexpress


There you've had your joke for the day. I didn't promise you it would be funny.




- I Post Animal Vids Bluesky


The Great Awokening:






'Was Jesus a Liberal ?'


'It might reflect my bias, but I believe Jesus leaned more definitively liberal (in the sense of extravagant welcome and generosity, where his record is strong) than he did conservative (in the sense of being a traditionalist, where his record is mixed at best).'






Christianity is growing again in the US as the pandemic forced people to think about the ephemerality of living and about the spirituality that became more apparent in existance with our friends, families and neighbors dying / passing.









'According to Barna’s latest data, 66 percent of all U.S. adults say they have made a personal commitment to Jesus that is still important in their life today. That marks a 12-percentage-point increase since 2021, when commitment levels reached their lowest in more than three decades of Barna tracking.'




Jane Goodall was / is a Christian her life was a living sermon on stewardship of Mother Earth.






The Anglican Church announces its first female archbisop:








Sermons. What are they ?



- Merriam Webster


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Replacement_conspiracy_theory


Alleged Christian Nationalism purportedly promotes something called 'The Great Replacement Theory', claiming white Christian Americans are being replaced by the elites to foster...well I am not really sure what. Neopolitan flavored cities or something.


Today our Sermon will be on The Great Replacement Theory.



- g daddy at bluesky


Curiously, for many of us, The Great Replacement Theory was when Bobby Stintson left the band The Replacements because he thought Paul Westerberg was selling the band out for trying to write a pop-rock song called 'I'll Be You', instead of nonstop chaotic drunken rock and roll, and he was replaced on lead guitar by Slim Dunlap.



- Bobby Stintson Wiki


'The story of the great lost Replacements album they never made':



'49:00 isn’t just a weird basement experiment; it’s the final Replacements album, cut alone by the guy who mattered most. A haunted jukebox still blaring, even after the bar lights come up.'


- Louder September 29th 2025




Here are some famous comedians claiming others of their ilk sold out by performing in repressive Saudi Arabia. But for those of us who remember news stories about how repressive Saudi Arabia was before, we marvel Western entertainers are allowed to perform there at all. The nation has really come a long way from the bad old days.



- NBC News Monday, September 29th, 2025


I wonder what constitutes selling out in the comedic sphere ?


Most comedians I've seen would do just about anything to make people laugh.




I have virtually no embarrassment, guilt, nor shame since my life got turned about by taking Jesus' teachings as more than just good advice. They've literally became a fun and challenging way of life.


'Left It In the River':





Jamie McDonald Wiki





Matthew 15 21-28


Links to video pics




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